Toilet Paper

Our panel of experts is formed by Marty Bryant, Iona Trailer, Buford T. Justice, Diamond Dave, Braxton Hicks, Rich, Big Nasty, and myself, Rick Bland. Eight people who have exhibited superhuman abilities in problem solving. We will pose weekly questions and let our panel sort out the facts and draw the appropriate conclusions. All answers are acceptable; nobody is wrong (yet). Everybody has one week to respond. Panel members are allowed to respond as often as they like, if they feel it is necessary. Since everyone on the panel either currently resides in Greene County or spent a great part of their life there, we'll focus heavily on questions related to that.

After everyone has had their say, Rick Bland will post the final, correct answer. At that time, the discussion will be closed and we will focus on the next week's question. As this is all in fun, I don't have to remind everyone to treat each other with at least a little respect. You are THE PANEL, after all.

We'll start out the first week with something easy. Something that you guys will probably consider child's play. Our panel will not feel challenged this first week. Consider this a practice run. Remember, the world is waiting to hear your wisdom. Just drag your mouse to the right of Rick Bland's byline at the bottom of this post to click on the "comments" link that will appear. Click on it and post!

The Question Of The Week is: If you ran out of toilet paper Sunday night at midnight and lived in Jefferson, where would you go to get some, and why?